If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.
i am torn between my love for alternative-style boys and proper european gentleman
but with ewan mcgregor
i have both
‘Salmon Fishing in the Yemen’ San Francisco Screening and Q&A Session - Feb 27
is…t h at an eRARing?!
lick
